Mankind's next Evolutionary Jump!
I am convinced that I am on the threshold of an evolutionary jump. For years now I have been happily wearing shirts that would die of natural causes at the end of a long and happy life. However, over the last 12 months I have noticed that an increasing number of shirts are coming to an early end due to the sharpness of my elbows!! I must have ripped through at least a dozen shirts in this time and today I had my first double splitter - both elbows.
I can only assume that my elbows are evolving and are soon to become a new tool at man's disposal. Perhaps, they will sprout feathers and a life in the sky will await for my descendants escaping the over populated earth. Or will they be digging implements for a life underground, safe from radioactive warfare? Perhaps they are to be used as weapons, as we await an iminent alien invasion.
I shall keep you all appraised of the medical marvel that surely I am!!!
I can only assume that my elbows are evolving and are soon to become a new tool at man's disposal. Perhaps, they will sprout feathers and a life in the sky will await for my descendants escaping the over populated earth. Or will they be digging implements for a life underground, safe from radioactive warfare? Perhaps they are to be used as weapons, as we await an iminent alien invasion.
I shall keep you all appraised of the medical marvel that surely I am!!!
You too hey? My evolutionary advantage manifests itself in the form of an ever expanding stomach.
I see my body preparing itself for a nuclear winter, whereby I will have fed up well and can hibernate and live off my stomachs generous layers of fat for warmth and nutrients.
Posted by
Ben |
20 July 2008 08:49