Tribute
This is the greatest and best blog post in the world......... Tribute!
A long time ago, I was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden there shined a shiny demon, taking the form of Jack Black, in the middle of the road. And he said, "Write me the best blog post in the world, or I'll eat your soul". With Tenacious D'light I said, "Okay".
And I wrote the first thing that came into my head. Just so happened to be, the best blog post in the world, it was the best blog post in the world!!
Reading my posts it's easy to see r and s are followed by 'tu' and b and c are followed by 'de', it was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow... and the ink doth flow...
Needless to say, Jack was stunned. Whip-crack went his whippy tail, and Jack was done. He asked me, "Be you an angel?". And I said, "Nay, I am but a man - blog on!!!!!"
This is not the greatest blog post in the world, no, this is just a tribute. I couldn't remember the greatest blog post in the world, no, no, this is a tribute.
And the peculiar thing is this my readers; the blog post I wrote on that fateful night didn't actually read anything like this post!
This is just a tribute! You've got to believe me. I wish you could have been there.
(PS - if you have no clue what I'm going on about don't worry. I tend to prattle on - if you just ignore me, in all likelihood I'll just stop or go away!!)
A long time ago, I was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden there shined a shiny demon, taking the form of Jack Black, in the middle of the road. And he said, "Write me the best blog post in the world, or I'll eat your soul". With Tenacious D'light I said, "Okay".
And I wrote the first thing that came into my head. Just so happened to be, the best blog post in the world, it was the best blog post in the world!!
Reading my posts it's easy to see r and s are followed by 'tu' and b and c are followed by 'de', it was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow... and the ink doth flow...
Needless to say, Jack was stunned. Whip-crack went his whippy tail, and Jack was done. He asked me, "Be you an angel?". And I said, "Nay, I am but a man - blog on!!!!!"
This is not the greatest blog post in the world, no, this is just a tribute. I couldn't remember the greatest blog post in the world, no, no, this is a tribute.
And the peculiar thing is this my readers; the blog post I wrote on that fateful night didn't actually read anything like this post!
This is just a tribute! You've got to believe me. I wish you could have been there.
(PS - if you have no clue what I'm going on about don't worry. I tend to prattle on - if you just ignore me, in all likelihood I'll just stop or go away!!)
I think you have well and truly lost it. And I don't know why you ask me to proof read/humour check as you post them anyway, whatever my opinion!!
Posted by
Anonymous |
04 March 2008 13:28
What on Earth are you eating or drinking over there?! Debs, give him a good whack across that big orange head!
Posted by
John W. |
05 March 2008 17:12
This is not the best comment in the world, it's just a tribute.
funniest post ever dude! debbie and john don't appreciate brilliance when they see it :)
Posted by
Ben |
07 March 2008 11:16
My Kielbasa sausage goes unappreciated too!!!
Posted by
Alexander |
07 March 2008 13:23
Ben, I won't get into a comment fight with you but I ain't convinced about the blog entry. If you really understand it, then explain it to us. I think it's just blogger sympatico crap!
Ging-A-- what 's this about your kielbasa?
Posted by
John W. |
08 March 2008 00:26
Don't diss the Kielbasa; I have the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets - you have been warned!!!
The clues are all there; and remember, there's no 'D' in Tenacity...
Posted by
Alexander |
09 March 2008 11:11