Here's looking at you kids!
Enough about me, what can I tell you, my faithful readers, about yourselves over the last 6 months?
Well, since October 2007, when I left on my travels you have visited these pages 1,905 times looking at 3,173 pages of Alex goodness! On average you spend 1 minute and 11 seconds on the site but 68.19 percent of the time you read the front page then promptly move onto more interesting things so those timings are a bit meaningless!
Roughly two thirds of you favour Internet explorer, most of the other third using Firefox and just a handful of you using other fancy third party browsers. 6.25% of you are still using a dialup connection - this is the 21st century you know? 9 out of 10 cats said their owners preferred Windows, most of the the rest being Apple fans with a couple of you Linux guys out there.
782 of the visits have been shown on a 1024x768 screen; pretty normal but I hope the 1% of persons out there viewing at a resolution of 1920x1200 have big screens! I´d hate to be the cause of you losing your sight!
Most of you reside in the UK as you would expect but good to see Stateside visits totalling 307 and those of you in Germany chipping in with 107 hits. In total you have checked in from 64 countries. Discounting the countries I have visited - thanks for the more unusual visitors from Egypt, Peru, Estonia, South Korea, Macedonia and Serbia and Montenegro to name but a few. Particular thanks to my Argentine visitors who spend a site high average of 3 minutes and 24 seconds rummaging through my life!
Most of the time you find your own way to my site but 16% of you have come through search engines, mainly Google unsurprisingly. A big thanks goes out to Ben for directing every 20th person in my direction!
Professor Google's students have come here hunting for over 200 things. I hope those of you looking for 'sonia from eastenders real name', 'boat from thailand to laos', 'big ben myths' and 'hearing rain my head' found what you were looking for. I seriously doubt whether those of you looking for '"a pair of dungarees" tight', 'basinger kim bees do it birds fleas', 'ernie and bert cycling tops', 'pants showing male', 'spotty nobs' and '50 pound sex london' REALLY found what it was you wanted from my site but hope you found it elsewhere!! And to the guy looking for the 'nicholas cage safari park' - does he own it or is he an exhibit? Let us know!
So that's about all I know about you crazy kids!! Lots of you are long time listeners; to become first time callers you know know where the 'post a comment' link is! In the meantime, I hope you've been vaguely entertained over the last 6 months - I shall endeavour to keep you similarly vaguely entertained over the next 6!!
Well, since October 2007, when I left on my travels you have visited these pages 1,905 times looking at 3,173 pages of Alex goodness! On average you spend 1 minute and 11 seconds on the site but 68.19 percent of the time you read the front page then promptly move onto more interesting things so those timings are a bit meaningless!
Roughly two thirds of you favour Internet explorer, most of the other third using Firefox and just a handful of you using other fancy third party browsers. 6.25% of you are still using a dialup connection - this is the 21st century you know? 9 out of 10 cats said their owners preferred Windows, most of the the rest being Apple fans with a couple of you Linux guys out there.
782 of the visits have been shown on a 1024x768 screen; pretty normal but I hope the 1% of persons out there viewing at a resolution of 1920x1200 have big screens! I´d hate to be the cause of you losing your sight!
Most of you reside in the UK as you would expect but good to see Stateside visits totalling 307 and those of you in Germany chipping in with 107 hits. In total you have checked in from 64 countries. Discounting the countries I have visited - thanks for the more unusual visitors from Egypt, Peru, Estonia, South Korea, Macedonia and Serbia and Montenegro to name but a few. Particular thanks to my Argentine visitors who spend a site high average of 3 minutes and 24 seconds rummaging through my life!
Most of the time you find your own way to my site but 16% of you have come through search engines, mainly Google unsurprisingly. A big thanks goes out to Ben for directing every 20th person in my direction!
Professor Google's students have come here hunting for over 200 things. I hope those of you looking for 'sonia from eastenders real name', 'boat from thailand to laos', 'big ben myths' and 'hearing rain my head' found what you were looking for. I seriously doubt whether those of you looking for '"a pair of dungarees" tight', 'basinger kim bees do it birds fleas', 'ernie and bert cycling tops', 'pants showing male', 'spotty nobs' and '50 pound sex london' REALLY found what it was you wanted from my site but hope you found it elsewhere!! And to the guy looking for the 'nicholas cage safari park' - does he own it or is he an exhibit? Let us know!
So that's about all I know about you crazy kids!! Lots of you are long time listeners; to become first time callers you know know where the 'post a comment' link is! In the meantime, I hope you've been vaguely entertained over the last 6 months - I shall endeavour to keep you similarly vaguely entertained over the next 6!!
Thanks for taking the time to think about us! At first I was worried that it might include real goings on from some of your site visitors.
I'm still thinking fondly of the Costa Rican wedding. You guys want to renew your vows there anytime soon?!
Posted by
John W. |
07 May 2008 18:07
You're lucky to get 5% of traffic from stickfly.com.
Most people who view stickfly.com never leave it ;)
Posted by
Ben |
08 May 2008 11:38