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Alexander Votes 2008

Anyone who has even a vague interest in politics will know that there is one subject dominating the political landscape at the moment - the hirsute invasion of my face!

Over the last 4 weeks hirsute troops stationed on my head have been crossing into southern regions in a planned manouver. Some leading comentators have suggested this is merely a rouse to exploit oily deposits found in the region.

Public opinion on the subject has been divided. Alexander is currently at his summer residence, Casa Blanca, in Salta, Northern Argentina where both camps have been represented outside the grounds. Those for the invasion waving banners reading 'Four more weeks'; banners reading 'No more Bush' for those against.

As with all good democratic systems the future of the Bush is going to a public vote, with strict rules:

  1. Full penetration only; no dimpled chads
  2. Postal votes must be dated, stamped and signed
  3. All regional votes to be in and counted by 1201 GMT, September 22nd 2008
  4. In the event of votes not being counted correctly a supreme final decison will be made directly
With voting options as such:

  1. 4 more weeks
  2. Trimming of troops
  3. Partial withdrawal leaving troops stationed in the region north of the mouth
  4. Down with Bush
At this time, Fashion police have confirmed they will let the democratic process prevail but may re-examine their stance after the results are declared.

Posted by Alexander on Monday, 22 September 2008 at 12:00 |

Although I'm usually an advocate of "no bush" especially when it comes to policies relating to the female population I'm going to have go against my usual principles and vote "bush in for 4 more weeks".

Posted by Blogger Ben | 22 September 2008 21:45  

I'm going to have to agree on this one; I can't stand bush at the best of time, believing that a trimmed bush is the best bush; but I'm going to vote for "4 more weeks" on this one.

Posted by Blogger gerrod | 23 September 2008 07:15  

Come now chaps - this is a family show!

It was a good idea to drop the board with your number on, before your visitor took the photograph!

Seriously though - handsome! It's fine by me - just don't hug too hard at Heathrow!

My visitor says take it all off and paste it on top!

Enjoy! (Bloody silly phrase!),

Yo evah-luvin,
Gordon Mounties XXX

Posted by Anonymous Maw'n'Paw | 23 September 2008 09:32  

aaaw come on! I wanna see No 3!!

Posted by Blogger Michelle | 23 September 2008 11:19  

I was going for the Iraq war, US and Floridan election policies and thus a different Bush altogether but I have to admit he is a bit of a... twit...

I can't argue with the female vote so number 3 it is - but if I get arrested I'm naming you as an accomplice!!

Posted by Blogger Alexander | 26 September 2008 01:59  

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