Saturday, 10 May 2008

Do not eat yellow snow...

... always a good rule to follow in the UK. In South East Asia the rule was, do not swim in the unusually warm patch, good advice again!

In Central America the rule is, do not sit on the red rock, which again you cannot argue with!! This is Volcan Pacaya near Antigua Guatemala and we went here on our first of three visits to Antigua. We had been to Volcan Arenal in Costa Rica but there you had to stand 800 metres back, here you could get close enough to light cigarettes off the lava, if you smoked, and some people were even toasting marshmellows! A few people came back with melted shoes so it was a good job the no sitting down rule was followed. It is the kind of thing you see David Attenborough doing that you never think you are going to get to do yourself!

We now find ourselves back in Antigua for the third time before we head off to Ecuador and the last leg of our journey through South American on Sunday.

After my last travel post some time ago when we were in Nicaragua we have been up to quite a bit. We continued our route up through Nicaragua, stopping in Leon which is another fine colonial city, though with a more authentic feel than Granada and with a lot more Nicas, and then heading up to Esteli near the Honduran border. Here we did a trek up into the highlands to see local village life before jumping back on the chicken bus to Honduras.

Our second brief visit to Antigua was proceeded by a visit out to San Marcos on Lago de Atitlan, a huge crater lake encircled by volcanoes and simply stunning. Swimming in the pristine lake while the locals wash themselves and their clothes was good until some tripped out hippy turned up, stripped off and started worshipping the volcano - exit stage left!

Yesterday, we returned from a couple of days stay up in Flores where we also went out to Tikal, some of the best Mayan ruins in Guatemala. We travelled with our new friends Richard and Amy that we met in Semuc Champey and had a great time together. Unfortunately the food was awful in Tikal itself but we did out best to redress the balance in Flores and failing that the Gallo always tastes good!! The sunset over Tikal was great, we were sat on top of a temple with a couple of Canadians and all you could hear were the sounds of the forest that surrounds the site. Howler monkeys and exotic birds providing the only soundtrack with an approaching thunder storm on bass. The thing with thunder storms though is they tend to rain and boy did it do that. One minute we were admiring the colours of the fading sun, literally the next we were soaked through to the skin by the hardest rain I have ever seen acompanied by the thunder and lightning striking around us. We saw quite a few trees that had been felled by lightning blocking our path on the way out of the site and the paths literally turned into rivers. It was an incredible experience to be out there and one I will never forget. The ruins themselves are also great and we went out early the next day to try and catch the sunrise only to find the whole site shrouded in mist. Once it had cleared though we spent a nice time exploring the remains of this corner of the Mayan empire.

On crossing into Honduras from Nicaragua we headed up to Tegus, the capital of Honduras. I have not found a single other soul who likes the city, including Debs but I actually really liked it. It is very authentic and you would struggle to find many tourists but it has a great location, nestled between mountains with some cool churches and squares. As long as you do not mind having a guard with a shotgun sit with you while you drink your coffee on the main square it really is quite a nice city. Our brief stop there was followed by our first visit to some Mayan ruins at Copan Ruinas, a nice little Mayan prelude to warm us up for our later visit to Tikal.

Between our second visit to Antigua and Tikal we spent a few days near Semuc Champey. Semuc Champey is a beautiful limestone bridge with pools of turquoise water frequented by locals and tourists alike. It is a very relaxing place and I did my best to bring the back-flip to the Guatemalan world. I think I need a bit more practice myself first!! Having a high concentration of limestone also meant that there are an abundance of caves so we did a dusk trek to a local cave to see the bats as they swarm out at night for a spot of dinner. It is quite incredible to be stood in a middle of a cave with a thousand bats flying inches from your face!

So yes, here we are, back in Antigua and ready to hit the sack and get some sleep before another early start for our flight into Quito tomorrow morning. As usual we have not decided what we are doing from there, maybe Galapagos if the funds allow, possibly Columbia if the stomach allows - am sure we will reach some sort of decision on the plane!

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Monday, 5 May 2008

Here's looking at you kids!

Enough about me, what can I tell you, my faithful readers, about yourselves over the last 6 months?

Well, since October 2007, when I left on my travels you have visited these pages 1,905 times looking at 3,173 pages of Alex goodness! On average you spend 1 minute and 11 seconds on the site but 68.19 percent of the time you read the front page then promptly move onto more interesting things so those timings are a bit meaningless!

Roughly two thirds of you favour Internet explorer, most of the other third using Firefox and just a handful of you using other fancy third party browsers. 6.25% of you are still using a dialup connection - this is the 21st century you know? 9 out of 10 cats said their owners preferred Windows, most of the the rest being Apple fans with a couple of you Linux guys out there.

782 of the visits have been shown on a 1024x768 screen; pretty normal but I hope the 1% of persons out there viewing at a resolution of 1920x1200 have big screens! I´d hate to be the cause of you losing your sight!

Most of you reside in the UK as you would expect but good to see Stateside visits totalling 307 and those of you in Germany chipping in with 107 hits. In total you have checked in from 64 countries. Discounting the countries I have visited - thanks for the more unusual visitors from Egypt, Peru, Estonia, South Korea, Macedonia and Serbia and Montenegro to name but a few. Particular thanks to my Argentine visitors who spend a site high average of 3 minutes and 24 seconds rummaging through my life!

Most of the time you find your own way to my site but 16% of you have come through search engines, mainly Google unsurprisingly. A big thanks goes out to Ben for directing every 20th person in my direction!

Professor Google's students have come here hunting for over 200 things. I hope those of you looking for 'sonia from eastenders real name', 'boat from thailand to laos', 'big ben myths' and 'hearing rain my head' found what you were looking for. I seriously doubt whether those of you looking for '"a pair of dungarees" tight', 'basinger kim bees do it birds fleas', 'ernie and bert cycling tops', 'pants showing male', 'spotty nobs' and '50 pound sex london' REALLY found what it was you wanted from my site but hope you found it elsewhere!! And to the guy looking for the 'nicholas cage safari park' - does he own it or is he an exhibit? Let us know!

So that's about all I know about you crazy kids!! Lots of you are long time listeners; to become first time callers you know know where the 'post a comment' link is! In the meantime, I hope you've been vaguely entertained over the last 6 months - I shall endeavour to keep you similarly vaguely entertained over the next 6!!